Like most of the white limousine liberals at the rainbow-feathered NBC Sports network, MIKE FLORIO (59) only likes black men who are dumb jocks or sleep with white men, which is why he milked the COLIN KAEPRNICK (37) situation for all it was worth and hired MYLES SIMMONS (an LGBTQ+ black man) to co-host Pro Football Talk when golden boy CHRIS SIMMS (44) has a day off.

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